Coqtiz: Anyone else frequently fantasize about ruling the post-apocalyptic zombie-riddled Earth with a pack of roller girls and Mad Max?
Me: Constantly.
Coqtiz: I always picture you standing there on skates, one toe stop down, snarling with your bloody machete at your side.
Me: Oh HELL YES.
Coqtiz: Id never glorify the deaths of billions of people, but I wanna be prepared. It just so happens that my plans include hot pants.
Me: keep talking.. these quotes just keep adding to my facebook :)
Coqtiz: This is all due to my lack of Internet and abundance of zombie games/shows/movies. And my raw ore of badassery.
Me: yep. Just snorted. :)
Coqtiz: You’re gonna hafta subdue all snorts in the post-apocalyptic world. Zombies can hear snorts and chortles from miles away.
Me: Oh you’re right.. I need to snarl more and snort less.. Lucky it’s not the apocalypse yet!
Coqtiz: This is why we’re preparing now. Don’t wanna get caught with our hot pants down!
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